Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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