If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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