I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
