She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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