let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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