I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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