My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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