so explain again why im purple
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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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