I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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