..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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