Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
is wine microwaveable?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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