I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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