And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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