All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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