This is not my ceiling
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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