I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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