We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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