We won't sleep together?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
