Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(469): View more from Texas

just do it

(1-469): View more from Texas

fine only cuz shes asian

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(313): View more from Michigan

I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.

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(815): View more from Illinois

His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.

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(315): View more from New York

Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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(817): View more from Texas

I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.

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(650): View more from California

party gras won. party gras always wins.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.

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(512): View more from Texas

I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off

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