just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off