tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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