Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
