with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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