Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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