she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
