It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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