Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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