There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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