Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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