hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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