THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
