his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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