Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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