My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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