I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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