how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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