There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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