You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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