How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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