Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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