Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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