you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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