I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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