I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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