Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Randomize