everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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