Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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