I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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