Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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