If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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