brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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