Small penises have feelings too.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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