I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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