So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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